- Our husband's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

- We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

- Taxis stop for us.

- We can hug our friend without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

- We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

- There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

- Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.

- We'll never regret piercing our ears.

Source: aarons-jokes.com