A local company was looking for a deputy, so Macky went in to try out for the job.

"Okay," the HR officer said, " Macky, what is 1 and 1?"

"11" he replied.

The officer thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."

"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

"Today and tomorrow."

The officer was again surprised that Macky gave a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

"Now Macky, listen carefully: Who killed Andres Bonifacio?"

Macky looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, Macky wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview.

Macky was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

Source: workjoke.com